nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
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since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
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do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
did that bird just become a llama with a beak?
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take a deep breath and repeat after me:
- i am not a letter grade
- i am not a gpa
- i am not a statistic
- i am not just a student
- i am good at something
- i am more than what an institution tells me i am
- i am legend
- i am iron man
- i am the monster parents tell their children about at night
- i am the doctor
- i am a high functioning sociopath
- do your research
- i am an angel of the lord
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i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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