wes anderson movies taught me that fucked up horrifying tragic living circumstances are no excuse not to carefully maintain a cute pastoral aesthetic at all times
imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them
imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more.
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.